My toilet broke and I had to poop in a bag

It's 23° here in Delaware right now, and I'd totally do it, especially if there was snow on the ground, if it weren't for all my elderly suburban neighbors. It would be worth pooping outside in the freezing cold just to watch the steam rise off my poo.

I remember back when it snowed really hard that one time when I was living in Mississippi, although it was hard, because folks down South aren't used to driving in snow I still have fond memories of steam rising off my Sheltie's turds. Whatever happens in this life, whatever hardships I may face and sorrows I might be forced to endure no one can take that precious memory away from me!