My toilet broke and I had to poop in a bag

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago | pl

    If there are no neighbors for miles, why not just poop in the yard instead?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago | pl

      It's 20 degrees and the ground is frozen.

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      • McBean
        5 years ago | pl

        Truckers poop in coffee cans all the time. It's all part of life on the road.

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      • RoseIsabella
        5 years ago | pl

        It's 23° here in Delaware right now, and I'd totally do it, especially if there was snow on the ground, if it weren't for all my elderly suburban neighbors. It would be worth pooping outside in the freezing cold just to watch the steam rise off my poo.

        I remember back when it snowed really hard that one time when I was living in Mississippi, although it was hard, because folks down South aren't used to driving in snow I still have fond memories of steam rising off my Sheltie's turds. Whatever happens in this life, whatever hardships I may face and sorrows I might be forced to endure no one can take that precious memory away from me!

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    • e51pegasi
      5 years ago | pl

      And then find somewhere to bury your embarrassing excrement?

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