My secret shame

Before you read this I just want you to know that kink shaming is wrong. It's 2018, and we need to stop bigotry in all forms.

Okay. I'm going to be straight with you guys. So please don't laugh at me, because my friends already call me a weirdo for doing this, and know me as "Turd Teeth," but occasionally (no more than once or twice a week) I sneak into public bathrooms and eat bits of poo.

There's something about the way fresh turds squish between your teeth when you put a relatively fresh one in. Just so I can clarify, it's not like I'm addicted to it or need to do. I just find it very calming, and honestly in some ways arousing as well. How weird is this. And I reiterate. NO KINK SHAMING!

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  • RoseIsabella

    Nope, because it's not okay for you, or anyone to eat poo. Now get back under the bridge.

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    • Why tho? Have you ever actually eaten poop? It can be a very sensual thing, and I'm sure there are probably some benefits to it. I know certain animals eat their own poop.

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      • Ellenna

        One, animals have different digestive systems to humans
        Two, you're eating other people's shit, which is a good way to catch something very nasty

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      • RoseIsabella

        Are you familiar with the term E-COLI?

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        • Okay. So I just looked it up. If I get that then I will just take antiobiotics. Checkmate!

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        • Is it something to do with chemistry?

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  • 191-92m

    When I was a baby, I ate dog poop, so yo...wait. I was a baby. Doesn't count.

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    • I can't believe there's so much bigotry in this comment section. Let me set the scene. (Please try and be open minded. Just imagine this is a kink you enjoy.)

      You scutter into the public toilets intent on feeding a normal and safe desire. You hear the spurt of sloppy turds descending into the toilet bowl from what you can only assume is a now filthy asshole. Eagerly you snort in the vitamin filled air, as it's nutrients permeate you senses you salivate in antisipcation. Finally your feeder gets up, washes their hands, and leaves. You quickly run into the cubicle, dollop out a portion of the succulent brown paste and eat a small mouthful...

      Just imagine the tastes and textures that different turds can give. Can you tell me, 100% HONESTLY, that that does not seem like it could be an arousing and deeply sensual experience? Also imagine that you're not addicted to it or anything, and you could stop. To most non-bigoted people that is a perfectly acceptable kink.

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      • xRAINBOWx

        I think I just puked in my mouth a little

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        • Come on. It's arousing. There's no denying it.

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      • Wellyxex

        HOW IS POO NUTRITIOUS

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        • Because it's the food that you ate, so really it's nutritious and recycling. Eating it is actually the moral thing to do because it's good for the environment.

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          • Wellyxex

            Screw you

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            • You're just a bigot

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  • SKDM007

    theres kink and theres this, you may aswell just eat poison (chances of death are lower too)

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    • Translation: I am a bigot and you should drink poison.

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      • SKDM007

        bigotry would be shaming you for an opinion, but youve stated this is something you physically do, an act, not view
        you need help

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        • You need help for being a bigot

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          • SKDM007

            you need help for eating shit, no wonder coronavirus is spreading, your mouth is the culprit!

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            • Bigots like you are what's wrong with the world. Scat play is brave and is something people should actually be proud of.

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  • Taylorvai

    I like to go to this porn shop that has glory holes in the back and I sneak back without people noticing I'm a guy walking in there and I will suck like 10 different dicks in just a few hours I'm not gay I love women I'm just obsessed with dick the taste look smell and cum loads and loads

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    • And I bet people shame you for it right :/ this is the bigoted world we live in unfortunately

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  • leggs91200

    I hate to ask this but do you typically sneak into men's or women's bathrooms?

    I guess the lesser of the evils would be women's.

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    • Both (probably men's a bit more.)

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  • Protagoras

    Assuming you're not a troll, I encourage people to embrace their kinks. However, there are instances like this where this is just not healthy and can lead to some serious medical issues in the future...

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    • If it's between two consenting adults then what's wrong with it? People like you are just bigoted. The same arguments have been used against homosexual people receiving anal.

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    • Protagoras

      Nvm, just read all your replies. You are a troll...

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      • Indigo1

        Ya I think he's just trolling lol... on the 0.001% chance you're not and/or to hypothetically respond to said kink in anyone with it. i agree with this commenters first comment. , i do believe that it's risky enough to your health that seeking help with this kind of kink would probably be strongly advised. Then again IF (triple extra emphasis of IF)there is a safe way to do it that doesn't harm or disturb others ,then i suppose if people wanna eat shit, go for it. seems very disturbing and it's hard to comprehend that desire but if you are not harming other or yourself i wouldn't see a reason why anybody else could say you shouldn't be able to. Obviously any said person with this kink would have to except shame and understand that it'd probably be best to keep it to themselves because it's so beyond the norm that you can't expect people to understand completely.

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        • "Obviously any said person with this kink would have to accept shame and understand that it'd probably be best to keep it to themselves because it's so beyond the norm that you can't expect people to understand completely." No one should accept shame for any kink they have, or life style choice they choose. It's 2018, we need to end things like kink shaming, fat shaming, odour shaming, etc. My generation is fighting for this progression, and we must extend it to ALL personal choices? Ask yourself, why should I be "ashamed" for my personal choices, what's wrong with wanting to eat faeces if I enjoy it and don't force anyone else to do it?

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          • Indigo1

            with the trolling it seems like you are just trying to straw man the arguments more extreme progressives have. However if you really feel this way , first and foremost who said over sensitive university kids set the stage, there are many people who embody a much more middle ground position , but there is just big money in portraying the extremes because it gets the clicks and views. , people are fighting for all sorts of extreme things it doesn't make them all right. Of course we should be kind humans and not intentionally hurt others, but you cannot throw the baby out with the bathwater, there are some things better left on the sub stage where people with those tendencies can connect so long as its not hurting anyone. but surely you must know that your "kink" is uncommon enough that many people won't understand it or accept it? because it's very abnormal , that doesn't make you evil , being abnormal is normal to some extent , but things like being fat or being gay are a common occurrence enough in nature that people have a better grasp on how to relate and empathize with those people-- Im positive you are trolling either way goodnight dude!

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  • leggs91200

    Jesus fucking christ.
    Why do threads like this come up each time i am TRYING to eat?

    You cannot be doing that. Having a fetish or fantasy is one thing but acting out is something else.

    I don't think even fetlife allows scat fetish. That is how unhealthy it is.

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    • Acting on your fetishes is healthy. I will not repress myself. I will eat as many turds as I need to to feel happy (so long as it doesn't become an addiction.)

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  • xRAINBOWx

    Stop saying we are bigots and kink shaming. This isn't normal. You asked, and this is our honest opinion.

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  • RoseIsabella

    SHAME ON YOU!!!

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    • It's 2018. #Endallkinkshaming

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