My roommate blames me for the bugs

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He thinks I'm breeding fruit flies in my room because I sometimes leave banana peels on my desk.

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  • Lestat565
    5 years ago

    If you leave that stuff around than you are the cause of the fruit flies. So stop doing that and problem solved.

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  • lordofopinions
    5 years ago

    Just throw the fucking banana peels out and stop being such a slob. No wonder you have a fruit fly problem.

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  • leggs91200
    5 years ago

    I thought fruit flies were those straight women who hang out at gays clubs?

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  • IrishPotato
    5 years ago

    Your roommate should stop bugging you.

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    • [Old Memory]
      5 years ago

      Lol nice one

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      • IrishPotato
        5 years ago

        Thank you, thank you.

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  • Ellenna
    5 years ago

    What's so hard about putting banana peels in the bin or even better, in the compost?

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  • Amytorr
    5 years ago

    Breeding fruit flys ? 😂 maybe put the banana skins in the bin when he’s around just to stop any aurguements over it

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    5 years ago

    It's true. You leave those lying around and they will flock over.

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    Leave rotting fruit around, and you are sure to get fruit flies.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    They're called fucking FRUIT flies. How did you not realize that nanner peals would be a problem?

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  • dude814o
    5 years ago

    my roommate blames me for bugging him to wake up and rollover so I can make love to his awesome body and, er, fruit flies? he doesn't have flies.. oh, I get ya.. we laughed over this as I was ready to bend him over the couch for a while and wild time. Sorry, missed the jumping off point... my bad. hah

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