My room mate scared the family of shit pillows

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There are four poop emoji pillows on the couch. Two male, one female, and this little bitty one.

Room mate got home from the grocery and was talking about how something might smell dead and have flies all around it.
I told her, "Please do not mention flies around the family of shit pillows, you know how scared they are of being eaten by flies."
So then she said, "House flies, bot flies, dragon flies, shiny metallic green flies..."

NOW the family of shit pillows are really scared.

is it normal to be so abusive to such cute, innocent, smiling things like shit pillows?

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Only when you’re a pantyhose wearing freak.

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  • megadriver
    5 years ago

    Oh no! The Shitsons are going to need therapy.

    Play soothing elevator music and turn up your heaters to provide a more comfortable, less scary environment.

    And get a cat! They hunt down flies with terminator efficiency and soft purring noises! My cat has probably decimated over 50 flies over the last 2 years.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    5 years ago

    Honestly, I never understood the appeal of poop emojis.

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    • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
      5 years ago

      Because its funny

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  • Ummitsstillme
    5 years ago

    *newsflash* your shit pillows weren't originally poop emojis

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      wait, what do you mean? (trembles in nervous anticipation of the response)

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    • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
      5 years ago

      Shhhh

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  • sissycakes
    5 years ago

    i thought this was going to be about your roommate scaring you by pooping on 4 pillows. to be honest with you i believe that stuffed animals are real and such and belongings. to her they have no feelings. to you it is a big deal.

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