My penis falling off

I have this constant fear that I will wake up in bed one morning and discover my penis has fallen off during the night? I wake up each morning and grab my penis and sack nervously to confirm they're still there. I wear whitey tighties to give myself that extra feeling of security each day. Also when I walk around the office at work I keep looking down at the floor behind me to make sure I haven't dropped something intimately important to me. I make 10 to 15 trips to the bathroom during the day to confirm my member is still present. I don't think I can take this constant stress every day. Is this normal or a bit unusual?

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Based on 69 votes (19 yes)
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Comments ( 5 )
  • Legion

    Detachable penis, lol

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  • aduusw

    Hahahaha

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  • Sweetcat

    Y are U so afraid of Ur package falling off?
    I'm sure if it "EVER" does U will "FEEL" it so no need for looking behind or feeling Urself just to make sure it's still there.

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  • w0200469

    Is it big ?

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  • ElissaElectrify

    A bit? Yes. A little more than a bit. I'm sorry darling...

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