My odd friend

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Ok, my friend is just a little odd. Whenever somebody says a swear word at my middle school, he always responds with the terms "CUSS BUSS" or "SWEAR BEAR" or "CURSE NURSE" in his highest voice possible, making him sound gay. After he yells, the person only comes back with more swears, usually about gim being gay. My friend is not gay but sure acts like it! He also has this weird obssesion with cats. He talks about them ALL THE TIME! And when he is singing a song that cusses, he replaces the swear words with the word "cat". For instance if he were sibging the Lil' Wayne and Eminem song "Drop the World" he would sing it like this...."CAT, imma pick the world up and imma drop it on your CATTIN' head! I could die now, rebirth motherCATTER, hop up in my spaceship and leave earth motherCATTER im gone, motherCATTER im gone!!! Its soooooo weird! I have tried to punish him but it doesn't work! is it normal normal that my friend is this weird?!?!?

- Skonebone

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  • inlove89
    13 years ago

    What the cat?

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  • Centerfield
    13 years ago

    He's catting hilarious

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  • loueasee
    13 years ago

    This is fking hilarious

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    I guess he's just a really big extrovert... Either that or an attention seeker.

    Just try to put up with him but if you can't, tell him nicely how his behaviour makes you feel. Obviously don't blurt out you think he's weird or anything though...

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    yeah.....hes odd. but if u are a true friend, u will put aside ur diffrences. or just learn to live with it.

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  • RawrzMmm
    13 years ago

    wtf? people are weird.

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  • kellstar
    13 years ago

    Um..... Doesn't sound real normal to me. How old is he?

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  • Helter-Skelter
    9 years ago

    WTC?! (What the cat)
    Hey, if he's your true friend, ignore his differences. Maybe help him out ;)

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  • bigtoy
    11 years ago

    Take him to the vets and get him done. He'll stop then.

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  • RaNdOmPoPcOrN
    12 years ago

    is his name kaleb

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  • frogs!!
    12 years ago

    That's weird, but your in middle school right? I wouldn't worry about it, he'll grow out of it. And if he doesn't then he's just a weird kid, you gotta learn to aceppt it.

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  • dappled
    13 years ago

    You've tried to "punish" him? Wow, how judgemental are YOU?

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  • skonebone
    13 years ago

    Haha, thats what i keep saying! I go "one day someones gonna just beat the crap outa you!"

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  • mtnw
    13 years ago

    this post is hilarious!

    your friend obviously likes being "odd" and want's everyone to know it too.

    he's lucky swearing or calling him gay is all they do in response. that will probably change in high school.

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  • jud1123
    13 years ago

    Try mild electric shock. If that doesn't work resort to a spray bottle.

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  • skonebone
    13 years ago

    Hey, my friend is almost 13. And ur comments liturally made me crack up! Keep it up!

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  • lostandconfused
    13 years ago

    Yes, everybody has weird friends. I know I do! Every person has a few weird quirks and is weird in their own way. Props to you for sticking with him. Your a good friend :)

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  • jean
    13 years ago

    And now a big ¿WTF DUDE? to your strange friend

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  • confusedman101
    13 years ago

    Your friend is either very gay or a fuckin retard!

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