My neighbor used scissor to cut her front lawn, iin?

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OK, this story actually goes back a long time ago when I was around 16. I am now 27. Anyway, I used to have a neighbor that would grab a pair of normal paper cutting scissors and cut her front lawn grass with them. It wasn't a big lawn, but It just seemed to take forever. I always thought that this was weird though and even thought myself,

How long would it actually take to cut a whole Football field's grass with just a pair of scissors?

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  • Columbusbiguy
    5 years ago

    Id be more impressed if she scissored with another woman on the front lawn. Now that would have been a great question on here.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Somewhere between watching paint dry and finding a needle in a hay stack

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  • BlindSpot
    5 years ago

    Wow. I admire her patience.

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  • leggs91200
    5 years ago

    Tell her to just go to the store and buy a stupid weed eater. I mean it is great (I guess) that she is one of those green earth people or whatever but cutting the grass with scissors is silly.

    What is the name for those people who try to do the environmentally right thing? Beat nicks? Antisemetists? Capstanologists? Something.

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  • SwickDinging
    5 years ago

    Was she North Korean?

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    • Issacelerx
      5 years ago

      no. She's Polynesian ( cook island.)

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      • SwickDinging
        5 years ago

        I only asked about North Korea because they cut the grass outside the big leader museum with scissors. I'm not aware of anything like that on Cook Island.

        Maybe she was just crazy?

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