My neighbor is loud having sex

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My neighbor, and she's a friend, of mine is really loud when she's having sex. I hear her about 3 times a week sometimes all morning long and sometimes late at night. I've heard her so many times I can hear what position she is in and what they're doing. Usually it makes me really Horney and I sometimes get off on it. I mentioned it to her that I can hear but not too much cause I like it a lot.... When I've had girls up in my room I try to get them to be as loud as possible so she can hear which really turns me on more.

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  • NotFloydzie
    11 years ago

    Why are you telling us again?

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    • TerryVie
      11 years ago

      i think he's compensating for something, trying to enlarge his digital penis size in some strange way. ^_^

      That, or he got so horny thinking about it that he forgot to ask a question.

      OR he mistook this place for his personal blog(because, well, you get the idea).

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      • NotFloydzie
        11 years ago

        Or, he's so, so, horny that he wants to knock on their door and join them.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    11 years ago

    knock on the door as ask to join in

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    • coolio75650932
      11 years ago

      best...idea...ever

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  • FruityGoofyFaggot
    11 years ago

    I shall jump around three times to aquire the right amount of herpes. Then when said amount is collected, I shall pee off a bridge on a moving bus carrying 9 children to school. The pee will make the bus crash into three cars with more cars piling up every 6 seconds. It's so foolproof it's almost too premium of a graham cracker!

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  • WhoDaMan
    11 years ago

    I've had neighbors like that in the past. It's worse to have roommates you hear all the time.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    She probably likes it that you can hear her. Some chicks like the attention.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    11 years ago

    btw - anyone else reminded of the song "Kinky Neighbors" by the Wet Spots?

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    • coolio75650932
      11 years ago

      you to?

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      • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
        11 years ago

        LOL ya.

        I first heard them at the Burlesque festival in Toronto a couple of years back.

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        • coolio75650932
          11 years ago

          i heard it on the radio while driving a few months ago XD

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          • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
            11 years ago

            i'm kinda surprised. i didn't think radio stations would pay their music.

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    • GuessWho
      11 years ago

      I actually thought about "Laid" from American Pie.

      ♫ This bed is on fire with passion and love ♫
      ♫ The neighbors complain about the noises above ♫ <<--
      ♫ But she only comes when she's on top ♫
      ......
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0Dp_bIf_V0

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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago

    Sorry about that.

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  • WhoDaMan
    11 years ago

    Enjoy every minute my friend

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  • FocoUS
    11 years ago

    That's pretty inconsiderate. The are probably other people that live on your floor or street.

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