90% of all young men admit to masturbation, the other 10% are liars. And your mom should know this. It's not a matter of wether or not you get caught, its a matter of when you get caught (and by whom). It has long been proven that whacking your willy is not "evil" nor will it cause hair to grow on your palms or any other sort of nonsense that moms from the 1950's used to tell their kids. If she has a religious hangup about it, then it may be the basis for an argument. Ultimately, your penis is attached to you, therefore you can beat it if you want to.
I like TerryVie's advise. Up your security a bit. Switch your room around so she cannot see the screen when she walks in. Maybe have another non-porn program open that can be clicked on quickly - like M.S. Paint. There's no lag-time for that. "I wonder why he's STILL working on that same simple drawing...? Oh well, at least he's not making secret sauce."
My mom caught me...
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90% of all young men admit to masturbation, the other 10% are liars. And your mom should know this. It's not a matter of wether or not you get caught, its a matter of when you get caught (and by whom). It has long been proven that whacking your willy is not "evil" nor will it cause hair to grow on your palms or any other sort of nonsense that moms from the 1950's used to tell their kids. If she has a religious hangup about it, then it may be the basis for an argument. Ultimately, your penis is attached to you, therefore you can beat it if you want to.
I like TerryVie's advise. Up your security a bit. Switch your room around so she cannot see the screen when she walks in. Maybe have another non-porn program open that can be clicked on quickly - like M.S. Paint. There's no lag-time for that. "I wonder why he's STILL working on that same simple drawing...? Oh well, at least he's not making secret sauce."