My life sucks

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My life sucks. I have some shitty paying job, I have an asshole coworker, and a cheap ass boss. My friend is suffering from mental retardation which is not something I discriminate against but he literally is unbearable. He fucking left me in a random place with weird ass monster people, nailed a piece of wood to his head, lives in a shitty house with literal trash for furniture, and doesn't have a job. I can't pass my driving test no matter how hard I try so I walk to work or ride a bike. My coworker lives next to me and plays his shitty ass instrument all day. He hates me and my friend but we don't give a single shit. The worst fucking part is that I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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  • Freedom_
    8 years ago | pl

    Oh, Spongebob... I never knew you were a sad clown :(

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago | pl

    I figured it out at "nailed a piece of wood to his head"

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  • BackWithMemoryLoss
    8 years ago | pl

    Aw, Spongey, I'm so sorry. I hope it gets better for you. :(

    Please keep your chin up.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago | pl

      I'll keep my chin up when I tie the noose around my neck.

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      • BackWithMemoryLoss
        8 years ago | pl

        No! You can't go yet! What about Gary, your pet or Sandy, your other best friend? And what about your mom, dad, and grandma? You really love to go jellyfishing too.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago | pl

          *stands on chair with noose around neck* I'm ready.

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