My gun is loaded, but i'm shooting blanks.

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Me and my sweet thang screwed so much and so hard that when I came nothing came out. Is this normal? I mean, I just ran out of juice. This has happened to me before. Has it happened to any of you guys out there? And if it has, does it make you feel kind of . . . I don't know how to explain the feeling. Can any of you?

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Based on 28 votes (25 yes)
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  • kupokupo
    9 years ago | pl

    So to reiterate - your love burns with the fiery intensity of a urinary tract infection, however your ejaculate doesn't always fill her up like a silent but deadly fart fills a room with no windows... Normal.

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    • CountessDouche
      9 years ago

      High fives and plus ones for your truly beautiful ejaculate related poetry.

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      • kupokupo
        9 years ago

        Thank you!

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        • CountessDouche
          9 years ago

          Blam! Edited like it never happened! Let's keep this between us.

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          • kupokupo
            9 years ago

            No-one shall ever know of your spelling error. Secret safe!

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  • CoraCook
    9 years ago

    That use of the word juice is just wrong, WRONG, YOU PEOPLE!

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  • Nokiot9
    9 years ago

    Normal.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    I dunno, it sounds good to me. I'm not a big fan of the transfer of DNA. I suppose if I were married to Mr. Wonderful I would feel better about the transfer of baby batter.

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  • flowerchild005
    9 years ago

    This happens to my bf after I knock his socks off a few times in a row. Totally normal, lol

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Back in my 40's a doc put me on some meds that did that to me. It was weird!

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    • Karmasbitch
      9 years ago

      I bet the limb your two apples hang from is crooked, dead and hasn't seen light in years.

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      • thegypsysailor
        9 years ago

        You'd lose that bet shit head.

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