My goal in life is to become a dictator

People say my ambitions are too high, but I don't care!

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  • I have a little eight year old cousin who is more like a nephew to me, and I think he would make an awesome Bond villain!

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    • Mine too! How he used to be anyways. He was only 7 and had a crush on me and literally told me he would kill any other boy who would try to get me XD
      He's 15 now and I thank god hes grown out of it.

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  • Excellent. Move to Africa. Assassinate an existing dictator. Claim supremacy.

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    • You are one sick puppy!

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      • Sorry, my friend. I have no interests or aspirations for dictatorship. Dictators are sick pups. If you're going to play with the sickos, you better play to win.

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        • I wouldn't be a bad dictator though. If one thing, the elected leaders in my country are basically committing genocide against it's own population already.

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  • Head over to North Korea and claim your rightful place.

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  • The closest you will come to becoming a dictator is holding your dick in one hand and a 'tater in the other.

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  • I legit want to be really powerful. But, hey, who doesn't.

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  • I wanted the same, but as a world's dictator.

    But after thinking about it, I may not be able to fit the position so I think a better option would be a computer, yes, an A.I. smart enough to be conscious would be the best option to have absolute power over everything and I'd certainly be glad to follow commands from a computer.

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  • Sounds like you are more of a dick than a dictator

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  • I've always thought about being one just to slightly inconvenience everyone in various ways.


    ...Public restrooms shall be banned so you have to hold it all day!

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    • Interesting, but I'd be more worried about solidifying my power base and wording off political and military opponents.

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  • same not exactly dictator though, and i know people think it's delusional or whatever but I don't see how, it's not like it's completely impossible. you'd just need strategical brilliance "working the system" of life, a lot of motivation, and luck.

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  • Good for you then. Go prove them wrong.

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  • Start with Antarctica.

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    • the kinda manipulatin needed to become a dictator rely on a buncha dumb peoples to prop em up

      antarcticas peoples population is pretty smart on the average

      mebbe they could lord over some emperor penguins

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  • That sounds mean. I hope you don't succeed because noone wants to take direction from a jerk who thinks they the best.

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    • It is obvious that this world needs a dictator though, it may be "mean" and all, but it doesn't change anything.

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