I would dump her ass in a second. Not even because she can't handle a simple gooey fact of life, but because she sounds quite manipulative. In fact, blow one all over her and kick her the fuck out the door.
BTW, I love the rich imagery of blowing a load out the window and onto a possum. Hilarious.
My girlfriend wont let me finish on her
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I would dump her ass in a second. Not even because she can't handle a simple gooey fact of life, but because she sounds quite manipulative. In fact, blow one all over her and kick her the fuck out the door.
BTW, I love the rich imagery of blowing a load out the window and onto a possum. Hilarious.