My girlfriend wont let me finish on her

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ok well..
turn a long story short... my girlfriend wont let me finish on her, she makes me get up and go blow my load in the bathroom or at least where she cant see it
One time i jizzed out the window onto the roof, and there was a fluffy possum there just thinking "WTF" (i'm from Australia)
so yer is that normal?
I did blow it on her chest once without her knowing and she went crazy, started whacking my dick back and forth screaming her head off, after that she went in the bathroom (took a dump first) and had a shower for like an hour scrubbing the "ewwiess" off her lil pancake tits.

so yer your thoughts are appreciated
thanks! :)

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  • cȱɱpɩɛx
    10 years ago

    That's not making a long story short. It was a short story (she won't let you finish on her) and you made it long with lots of extra stuff.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    Hmmmm...blowing my load on a fluffy possum...sounds oddly erotic

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  • NotStrangeBird
    10 years ago

    I would dump her ass in a second. Not even because she can't handle a simple gooey fact of life, but because she sounds quite manipulative. In fact, blow one all over her and kick her the fuck out the door.

    BTW, I love the rich imagery of blowing a load out the window and onto a possum. Hilarious.

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  • kelili
    10 years ago

    This is quite bizarre. Have you asked her why?

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  • rogerpossum1
    10 years ago

    Yer i have asked her a couple times.. but every time i ask she turns into a bitch and wont give up her ass for like 2 weeks, which leaves me having wet dreams because i CBF to masturbate.
    Might have to tell her straight up if she don't want ma load on or in her then im dumpin her ass!

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    • TheProph
      10 years ago

      First, let me even out your thumbs up because someone (probably a fat girl) put a thumbs down.

      It's extremely inconvenient for men to do this, plus the fact you have to worry about dripping on the floor, etc.

      Your girlfriend sounds like a lesbian cunt. And I mean both words, don't be surprised if she ends up being a lesbian one day. I've never met a woman who was so grossed out by cum that didn't have a phobia, which she clearly does not. She just sounds like a whiny crybaby bitch.

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  • ccjigsaw
    10 years ago

    Wooww that's mean. I hope this really is a troll. Pancake tits.. yeesh. Some couples aren't happy seeing there partner masturbating. It's like.. Sex with me is fine, but if you're going to go solo, do it on your own time. I'm not that way, but some people are and being rapey about it wont help anyone

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  • rogerpossum1
    10 years ago

    cheers guys
    never thought of her as a possible lesbian.. but you never know
    sounds like a break up is in order!

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    That stuff can freak some girls out.
    Have a little patience.

    Cum inside her. Out of sight, out of mind.

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  • quentari
    10 years ago

    well that shit IS difficult to get off, is she normally a really neat/clean person? would wearing a condom fix both your problems?

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  • Tazwiz
    10 years ago

    Wtf is wrong with all these comments!!!! It's not a big deal if she don't want it on her - this is seriously normal !

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    • slutzombie
      10 years ago

      Not normal at all. How annoying.

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    • Cuntsiclestick
      10 years ago

      They know that the op is a troll.

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