This was probably a long con where your girlfriend has been trying to gain access to your ferrets heart. She doesn't really love you, but has loved your ferret for years. She bought a vole and raised it just so she would have a gift of sacrifice to make your ferret love her. You have been nothing but a tool for her true incentive. She used you, man.
My girlfriend wants to break up because of my ferret
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This was probably a long con where your girlfriend has been trying to gain access to your ferrets heart. She doesn't really love you, but has loved your ferret for years. She bought a vole and raised it just so she would have a gift of sacrifice to make your ferret love her. You have been nothing but a tool for her true incentive. She used you, man.