My girlfriend prefers cunnilingus over penetration.

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  • anti-hero
    10 years ago | pl

    Maybe your penetrator ain't worth a damn.

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    • hitchman
      10 years ago | pl

      I must write to tell fellow comrades, for my neighbour each and every day at 5 O'Clock, tick tock, boils live crabs and lobsters.

      The poor animals scream as they enter the boiling pot and I hear the real Derek Hitchmans screams of sick laughter when they scream.

      Is there anything I can do about this, ie is the live boiling of these poor animals a crime, is there an authority I can report him to?

      Im yer real Hitchman, all yer other D.Hitchmas are just immitating will the real D.Hitchman please boil crabs, please boil crabs, please boil crabs...

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