My girlfriend hit me with a frying pan

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We were having an argument, and then out of nowhere she just came from behind me and whacked me over the head with a frying pan. I'm still all dizzy and seeing stars and threw up after it happened, not sure what I'll tell the doctor if I need to go. To be honest, I wasn't enthusiastic enough when she got congratulated by her boss. So, I totally deserved it. And I really am just a worthless idiot just like she says, I wish I wasn't a piece of garbage though

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago

    Your girlfriend is a stupid, piece of shit cunt. You should call the cops, and ask them what you should do. Also dump that wretched bitch while she's in jail!

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    • raisinbran
      4 years ago

      It's assault and he could have suffered serious brain damage, but the cops will laugh at him.

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      • RoseIsabella
        4 years ago

        He needs to call the police, press charges against this bitch, take out a restraining order, block her on his phone, and on all social media. He needs to go no contact.

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  • Ray_ree
    4 years ago

    Dude that is ABUSE!!! You need to get out of that relationship IMMEDIATELY or else she could hurt you worse!!! You should not blame yourself for this, its not your fault. If you continue to be in this relationship it could be deadly so please be safe and don't let her trick you. You're safety matters, not her pride.

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  • TheBlindInquisitor
    4 years ago

    The fuck why isn't she in jail?!

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  • Handyman
    4 years ago

    If you deserved it, be happy she did not use a knife.

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  • SKDM007
    4 years ago

    PUBG

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    4 years ago

    Your girlfriend is a loser. You should've called the cops.

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    • RoseIsabella
      4 years ago

      OP's girlfriend is shittier than my what I just flushed down the pipes.

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  • Iszzy123
    4 years ago

    Ur gf has anger issues and lacks self control get a new one u trash

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  • brutus
    4 years ago

    If u are not trolling, then take revenge.

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