My girlfriend farts when we kiss

The moment is right, the eye contact is intense, her breathing is heavy and seductive. We kiss, and at the instant our lips touch she rips off a fart, and then giggles. It sort of feels like she is an electric blow up doll. Is this normal? What should I do?

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  • INSANE710

    That's funny

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  • Fionalady

    Maybe she has a fart fetish and is teasing you, my mother and stepmother fart a lot kissing and randomly at home, and they have lots of gassy sex. You need to know if this is your thing

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  • Mark92

    Kissing is a special moment in love life, neither my girl friend or I would ruin such wonderful moments with something disgusting like farting!

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    • *fart*

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  • WhiteTile

    Probably just punking you and thinks its funny as fuck, or maybe you spend allot of time together and it turns into hours of holding in a fart and she's like damn waited long enough to kiss me I been holding in this fucking fart for hours

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  • 2CuriousGeorge2

    Does she fart a lot or only when you kiss? And is it every time? That's definitely not normal but I understand not wanting to break up with her. Is there any chance it's because she's nervous?

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    • She's a wise ass with an irreverent sense of humor.

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  • samiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    break up with her

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    • but she's lots of fun.

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  • yesnomaybeso

    My boyfriend farts all the time too haha they would make a good couple i reckon

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  • PawGasm

    Laughing so hard that my ass is twerking

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    • The_Loitering_Creep

      You're my kind of girl. Let's be friends.

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  • PawGasm

    Lmao

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  • Murun

    I like the sound of her.

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    • Wait till you hear the sound of her farts.

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