"got my girlfriend's name tattooed on the head of my dick, and I have to say I've never felt better in my life and definitely will not regret this! We're going to be together for all of eternity,"
You wrote that 5 days ago after your dick had recovered with antibiotics. It seems your timeline is a little fucked up.
That being said, you have 2 options. You can only date women with the same name, or chop your dick off.
My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me But I Have A Tattoo Of Her Name
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"got my girlfriend's name tattooed on the head of my dick, and I have to say I've never felt better in my life and definitely will not regret this! We're going to be together for all of eternity,"
You wrote that 5 days ago after your dick had recovered with antibiotics. It seems your timeline is a little fucked up.
That being said, you have 2 options. You can only date women with the same name, or chop your dick off.
The latter makes the most sense to me.