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My girlfriend broke up with me but i have a tattoo of her name

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Me and my girlfriend were together for like three weeks, and she encouraged me to get a tattoo of her name. I decided to get it on the head of my penis, and she thought it looked great honestly.

I was happy with it as well, though the tattoo hurt like a motherfucker when I was getting it. The problem was that a month or so later, my girlfriend dumped me.

We were both smoking a lot of crack together one night, and then all of a sudden she lost it on me, started saying I was a horrible person. And just walked out on me.

Now, I'm stuck with the tattoo. And it turned out that she dumped me for her crack dealer. I'm at kind of a loss here. I've looked into laser removal, but it's too damn expensive.

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Ellenna

4 years ago | pl

Well lucky you, two life lessons in one go: stay away from crack and don't get anyone's name tattooed on your body! Oh sorry, three lessons: don't listen to anyone who wants her name permanently on your body after three weeks

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- GaelicPotato
  
  4 years ago
  
  LOL
  
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- RoseIsabella
  
  4 years ago
  
  Yes!
  
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Columbusbiguy

4 years ago

Tatto above it, "For A Good Time Call" and underneath it, her phone number.

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- GaelicPotato
  
  4 years ago
  
  Amazing.
  
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[Old Memory]

4 years ago

So your girlfriend's literally a dickhead.

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- GaelicPotato
  
  4 years ago
  
  Lol
  
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- Doesnormalmatter
  
  4 years ago
  
  Har har
  
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megadriver

4 years ago

You idiot...

Can't wait for OP's next post titled:

"I removed my penis tattoo, but I also got back together with my girlfriend and now I'm putting her initials on my forehead"

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- GaelicPotato
  
  4 years ago
  
  Sounds like a best seller.
  
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Ho0ligan

4 years ago

congrats, you’re a retard.

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- GaelicPotato
  
  4 years ago
  
  Pretty much.
  
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TheBlindInquisitor

4 years ago

The only name I have tattooed on my body is my own name I just love myself that much.

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- GaelicPotato
  
  4 years ago
  
  Or you're just forgetful?
  
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  - TheBlindInquisitor
    
    4 years ago
    
    Maybe.
    
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    - GaelicPotato
      
      4 years ago
      
      I know a guy who legitimately forgot his name sometimes do he tattooed it on his arm.
      
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RuiAndrRivers

4 years ago

Express your pain making the tatooer write "is a b*tch" after her name.

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NoLifer

4 years ago

Bro why did you think a 3 week relationship warranted a tattoo bro?

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- GaelicPotato
  
  4 years ago
  
  Because he's probably retarded.
  
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Cuntsiclestick

4 years ago

Tattoos of people's names are never a good idea. If you break up or your partner dies, you'll still be stuck with that name and it'll repel new partners.

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- GaelicPotato
  
  4 years ago
  
  Nothing wrong with it if they pass away.
  
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Nikclaire

4 years ago

"got my girlfriend's name tattooed on the head of my dick, and I have to say I've never felt better in my life and definitely will not regret this! We're going to be together for all of eternity,"

You wrote that 5 days ago after your dick had recovered with antibiotics. It seems your timeline is a little fucked up.

That being said, you have 2 options. You can only date women with the same name, or chop your dick off.

The latter makes the most sense to me.

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leggs91200

4 years ago

I refuse to believe anyone is THAT dumb.

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- GaelicPotato
  
  4 years ago
  
  They are.
  
  7% of Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows so...
  
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[Old Memory]

4 years ago

3 weeks and you got a tattoo... pwaaaaaa ha ha LOOOOOOOOOOSER!!

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GaelicPotato

4 years ago

Ah, so you decided it was a grand idea to publicly declare yourself as a retard.

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PleaseTalkToMe

4 years ago

I'm sorry but only dumb fucks get a name tattoo especially of their partner

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- GaelicPotato
  
  4 years ago
  
  Yes.
  
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Jimbo24

4 years ago

You live, you learn.

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Kool_owl

3 years ago

Cover the tattoo with another tattoo.
They can hide her name .

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Doesnormalmatter

4 years ago

Your a dumb motherfucker. You should have known that tatoo would hurt like a bitch to.

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- GaelicPotato
  
  4 years ago
  
  Yup.
  
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  - Doesnormalmatter
    
    4 years ago
    
    Makes me wonder if this guy is trolling. A tatoo on the head of your dick? My tip is sensitive as fuck!
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      4 years ago
      
      Hurt like hell..... holy shit, by far the most painful one I've ever gotten. Was probably one of the most painful experiences of my life honestly..... but it seemed so worth it at the time. Only the dumb bitch fucking left me!
      
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      - Doesnormalmatter
        
        4 years ago
        
        Go back under the bridge where you belong.
        
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    - GaelicPotato
      
      4 years ago
      
      Probably.
      
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