My girlfriend broke up with me because I was fishing for and eating dolphin

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  • Did you show her a picture or were you just being a smart prick. I'd dump you too for being an idiot.

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    • Dumping someone for what they eat? I guess we are now looking for any reason to break up with someone.
      The saying used to be a good man is hard to find...

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      • No, dumping them for trying to play with the emotions of his girfriend. A picture of the mahi mahi would quickly clear up any misconception but I gather OP enjoyed fucking with his gfs emotions. Hence dump for being an idiot.

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    • I wasn't trying to to be rude, these fish are in my damn main facebook picture. She does have dolphins (the mammals) as her fb backgound. Shes a bit obsessed and doesn't want to hear it when I talk about the fish.

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