My girlfriend broke up with me because i was fishing for and eating dolphin

People don't understand. In Florida dolphin is a fish...It's called Mahi Mahi, Dorado, and other things in other places. I tried to explain but she still thinks I'm eating her precious porpoises.

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  • nikkiclaire

    Did you show her a picture or were you just being a smart prick. I'd dump you too for being an idiot.

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    • clerksfan

      Dumping someone for what they eat? I guess we are now looking for any reason to break up with someone.
      The saying used to be a good man is hard to find...

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      • nikkiclaire

        No, dumping them for trying to play with the emotions of his girfriend. A picture of the mahi mahi would quickly clear up any misconception but I gather OP enjoyed fucking with his gfs emotions. Hence dump for being an idiot.

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    • I wasn't trying to to be rude, these fish are in my damn main facebook picture. She does have dolphins (the mammals) as her fb backgound. Shes a bit obsessed and doesn't want to hear it when I talk about the fish.

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      • Tato

        How does she feel about other animals?

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  • WarriorGene

    You're all good. You lost a crazy woman. You saved yourself from later problems in your marriage related to dolphins and whatever the hell women come up with nowadays.

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  • CountessDouche

    I hope that was tuna safe dolphin. You don't want those poor tuna caught up in your nets.

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  • 309uf2o38yf

    Her loss

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  • JD777

    If she’s that ignorant even after the explanation, she’ll be that way on other topics and be exasperating. You’re probably lucky she’s gone. In the future, show her a picture of them so whomever can see it doesn’t look anything like a porpoise.

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  • curious-bunny

    Haha dolphins are bullies and rapists it's hilarious. But they are wonderful creatures. If it's legal go for it

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  • clerksfan

    Count your blessings and move on. Plenty of fish in the sea.

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  • mm6969

    High in mercury. I would still eat it. It's in the whale family

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  • Iamagirl

    It's better that you're not together anymore. If she is so against eating "dolphin" and you are unable to stop doing so, then it's good you broke it off. I personally think fishing for them and eating them is inhumane, but I also am a meat eater right now so I guess I'm sort of hypocritical.

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  • ELCNU

    Honestly if you gotta give up fish for a girl, do it.

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  • Boojum

    Many, many years ago, I spent what was - in retrospect - the worst decade of my life in the US Navy.

    I never understood why the common slang for the submarine qualification badge was "dolphins", since the badge clearly shows a pair of some sort of fish, not porpoises. Now I see that they're stylised mahi-mahi.

    One of the minor mysteries of my life finally resolved...

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    • Yeah man they're dolphins. Why they're called that is a mystery but that's what we call them. I don't know if it just a Florida thing? Calling them mahi-mahi like it's some Hawaiian fish would confuse us Florida folk. It should be obvious when were fishing, or eating dolphin what it is.

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