My girl licked my ass

handy on long car trips

What are we voting on? Confusing.

WTF - how the fuck are we meant to know. Why don't you ask her.

Natural toilet paper and a toilet. Next she'll ask you to shit in her mouth.

Lucky...

my girl kissed my ass. but what do yall expect? hes the most beloved donkey in town

Lick it clean? lol

Probably, either way make sure to shower.

This is probably a true story and gross also.

I'm used to drinking my husband's urine.
Once a week I eat my husband's poop with my mouth which literally devours the lips of his butt hole so that I don't see the shape of the poop I eat. After that I would greedily drink his urine. My drink during her time at home was her urine

Yo! I used to check out asses and pump the fat,
Built with guilt from overeating, I'd tap dat,
Her physical form is big beautiful porn,
I get hyped think cream flow, sink the dick, pump the fat,
Metabolism, like a sloth slow to react,
And eating more reflects on the dance floor
Blowing up and having fat people showing up
Packing crowds jam packed doughnuts,
Floorboards collapse, while atmosphere continues
To spank that,
Twerkin' like that, movin' like that, hittin' like that
The lady is fat
Yo, She's on the energy source
The cosmic cookie,
With a twinkie,
Lovin gastronomy,
My ass you devour,
Then a golden shower,

Blows your dick, licks your ass, rim-tastically
Blows your dick, licks your ass, rim-tastically
Blows your dick, pees in your mouth, fantastically
Blows your dick, licks your ass....

[The Prodigy - Golden Shower]

You know, as of late there have been story after story of ridiculously sexual things to the point I think it's the same person or some few people just posting it to troll.

If so, congrats, you waste far more time in to trolling people than people do paying attention.

Ass licking of any kind is fucked up in my opinion.