My friends have become such assholes

To be honest, I feel that I have an incredible gift! I could completely solve all of the world's problems if people only listened to me. It pisses me off the degree to which my true genius is not recognized.

As for my friends, we've worked things out somewhat :) The couple agreed that they would go in the other room if they're going to bicker with each other at night, and the guy who died in the 1930s admitted that he was being kind of an asshole.

Hopefully, they keep their word, thus far we're getting along good again. And I've also made a new friend! But nobody can see him either. This guy wears a suit and tie, and he tells me things that are going to happen in the future. He just randomly appeared in my room this morning.

I was on the computer, and he just tapped me on the shoulder. And he told me that in 500 years, humans are going to live on a spaceship that orbits Alpha Centauri. And apparently I'm going to be the first one to get there!

Quite a while back some spirits told me how to build a spaceship, and he says that once I figure out the right words to activate the quarks in my brain, it's going to fly!

The design of my spaceship is quite simple, but it is designed to work on electrogravitics to completely defy gravity. In fact, my craft will allow me to open a wormhole that's going to allow me to go into another dimension where the laws of physics do not apply.

Then, I will be able to re-appear at any location in the universe of my choosing! It's going to be incredible, and it will completely change the world as we know it! My other friends are quite intrigued by this.

Anyways, the spaceship is so simple to build that anyone could do it. And in the future, everyone will. All that you need to do to travel the cosmos is build the same ship that I did, which starts with a wooden box.

Then, you wrap the wooden box in aluminum foil. You coat the entire crate in it, even the interior. Then, you put magnets on the exterior of the box. After this, you crawl inside, and wrap an orgone crystal in copper wire.

After chanting the proper phrases, the quarks in your brain will align with the electromagnetic field created by the magnets. And this will open the wormhole. At this point, you are completely impervious to the laws of physics. And the spaceship will begin to levitate off the ground and will even be capable of passing through solid objects.

It's somewhat similar to the technology that the aliens use that abducted me and took me to a planet in a different part of the galaxy. While I was on their planet, I had sex with a reptilian and got her pregnant. I have several hybrid children, and when I create my spaceship I'm going to be able to visit them!

One time I did see a psychiatrist, because everyone was telling me to. But fuck him. I told him about my abilities and how I'm building a spaceship, and I swear to God the guy thought I was crazy. Didn't take me seriously at all. What a fucking idiot. His loss for being so close-minded that he's unwilling to see my true genius. That guy can go fuck himself

Well, it's just a humble opinion of course, but I assume you are prescribed more substantial things than mere antidepressants, or benzodiazepines. I have heard it said that antipsychotics and mood stabilizers tend to make one feel like the walking dead so I won't argue much further in this moment.