My friend's gf?
So yesterday, me and my best friend Tommy "Two Legs" Luciano went out for a couple of drinks. We drove to our local Pizzeria ran by Giuseppe "Better Than Gordon Ramsay" Fortelli.
About a few drinks in, Tommy tells me that his girlfriend had been cheating on him. Again.
What he tells me is absolutely insane. So please bear with me.
About a year ago, he caught his girlfriend with Sal "Margherita Belly" Strazzano.
About 3 days later, she was caught with Bill "White Swimming Lesson" Santoro.
About 2 weeks later, she gets caught with Vinny "Balls To The Walls" Monetti.
And only a day later, she gets caught with Christopher "Totally Not A Soprano Ripoff" Moltinetti.
In the same day, she gets caught with our local gunsmith Carlo "Call Of Duty" Ancelotti.
2 days later she meets up with Bobby "Two Inch Wonder" Morello.
But earlier that evening, she was with Jimmy "Choking Hazard" Vincini.
About 48 hours later, she allegedly tried to get with my grandfather Vito "Blind & Deaf But Not Dead" Lasagna.
Since she failed, she went on a date with Joe "Come In Through The Back" Santorelli.
But she was caught two-timing with Joey "Never Seen Godfather III" Bamini.
During Christmas that year, she was caught with Giovanni "In Between The Legs" Pizzicato.
More recently, she hooked up with Jerry "Comes Once A Year" Mozzarella.
But last night, she was caught in bed with Willy "Out Of The Closet" Gambini, Rocco "The Air Around The Box" Gizzelli, and Mikey "Ran Out Of Names" Bambino.
I need to know, is this normal?