My friend predicts that I will die making out with a boy in a closet

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  • I've done a tarot reading for your friend. What I saw in the cards was so dire that I consulted my spirit guide for confirmation. Unfortunately, Vissi Ariel has confirmed that this is her fate:

    Around the middle of next year, your friend will look in the mirror and be filled with despair at the realisation that she's a total idiot and loser. She will attempt to escape the reality of her shallow and meaningless life by self-medicating with alcohol. This will soon not be sufficient to dull her existential angst, and she will become addicted to heroin. At the age of 22, she'll be infected with chlamydia, gonorrhoea and herpes due to her turning tricks to feed her habit, and she will walk with a limp due to her breaking her leg after stumbling into the street in a drug-induced haze and being hit by a pizza delivery driver on a scooter. Shortly before her 24th birthday, she'll try to rob a drug dealer, be shot, and she will die alone shortly after 2:00 am on a wet street approximately five miles away from her current residence.

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    • That's pretty much the same thing I got as well. Additionally, it appears the scooter driver will sue her for £1,000,000. But will offer to settle out of court for her future first born child, and the keepsake childhood gift her grandmother gave her.

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    • I thought you were making shit up but I checked my ouija board and can confirm all of this except the death, she actually survives the bullet and dies a year and a half later choking on a pickle at an arbys.

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      • I'll have to check that out with my spirit guide.

        Maybe the OP has told her friend of my warning, and her ultimate fate has been altered.

        (BTW, you may recall me mentioning that I was born and grew up in the States, but I've lived in Europe since my early twenties (which is long ago). Arby's is really the only thing that I miss about the USA. How frigging disgusting is that?)

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