My friend mailed me 101 jars of mayo as an april fools prank last year

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What the title says. Yeah, I know. He's a guy that pisses away his money on dumb things all the time. His reasoning for doing it: a week prior to that we watched an old movie called 101 Dalmations and when i went to go make us sandwiches, I noticed I was out of mayonnaise and we had bland boring sandwiches without it. Is his prank normal? April is around the corner, I figure I should come up with something dumb to do to him this year. I have no clue what though.

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WeirdGuyFromTheSouth

5 years ago

Put a dead rabbit in his mailbox

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  5 years ago
  
  Nah. I can't kill a rabhit. Though the idea of using cold cuts from the supermarket comes to mind. I'll put that one on the potential prank list. Thank you.
  
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  - WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
    
    5 years ago
    
    Thats why god made roadkill
    
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- Thatguy2991
  
  5 years ago
  
  101 of them.
  
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- LloydAsher
  
  5 years ago
  
  I like it!
  
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[Old Memory]

5 years ago

Most people just mail a bomb to the White House.

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sissycakes

5 years ago

basically mayo almost never goes bad. it says it does on the package but i was watching extreme couponing on tlc and this woman said it didn't. so cool. share some of it and use what you want. also it is not normal. that must have been a lot of money for him to spend on mayonnaise. i hate mayonnaise myself and you cannot eat a sandwich with just mayonnaise. should have bought some pepperonis to go with it.

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chuy

5 years ago

You know what they say "if life gives you lemons🍋🍋🍋 make lemonade". In this case "if life gives you mayo make salad"🥗🥗🥗

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toiletbrush212

5 years ago

What a guy

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palepunk

5 years ago

Fill his mailbox with sand. Put wrapped up bags of trash on his porch in the middle of the night and ring his doorbell. Print out a picture of momo and hide it near where he lives. He deserves it for being so stupid.

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Eminemisbae

5 years ago

Next time you two want to do such things..remember so many kids can't even afford a meal..that money you guys are playing around with..y'all can donate $5 of it to help keep babies in school follow this link and change someone's life https://gogetfunding.com/help-us-buy-building-materials-for-our-school/ TIA!

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Ummitsstillme

5 years ago

You could mail him your feces. That would be hilarious. Or more efficiently, you could just take a dump on his doorstep. Donate the money you have saved to a worthy cause, or spend it on yourself. Spending so much money on an unfunny prank hurts everyone.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  5 years ago
  
  I don't want to do any gross pranks that involve feces. I also don't want to piss away money like he did. He just wastes it away on weird stuff.
  
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TheBlindInquisitor

5 years ago

He wasted a shit ton of money hope you put that mayo to good use.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  5 years ago
  
  I donated some and gave the rest away a month after. I really didn't have a use for that much mayo.
  
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  - TheBlindInquisitor
    
    5 years ago
    
    That's still good use somebody's got to enjoy that mayo you or otherwise.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      5 years ago
      
      You're right. Honestly, I really hate wasting food. I feel guilty if I do. If I buy some food, try it, and don't like it, I try to cook it into some eggs, rice, or soup. It'll taste better and nothing is wasted.
      
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HolyBowler666

5 years ago

Wait! Build him a statue of a dalmatian out of the jars and send it to him.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  5 years ago
  
  Good idea, but the mayo is long gone. I got rid of it all last May.
  
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  - HolyBowler666
    
    5 years ago
    
    Saint Mayo
    
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HolyBowler666

5 years ago

He's my new favorite person. You should send him all the mayonnaise jars back. But empty.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  5 years ago
  
  I donated some and then gave them away to people I knew on Cinco de Mayo.
  
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CapriSun

5 years ago

Wym is it normal? What defines a “normal” prank? Honestly that’d just be really convenient IMO if somebody decided to give me a lifetime supply of mayo.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  5 years ago
  
  Wouldnt you rather have a lifetime supply of capri sun?
  Yeah you're right, I should be grateful. Free food is always a good thing. I just wish the places i tried to donate to didn't reject the mayo. They each only took a little bit., but wouldn't take it all.
  
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  - CapriSun
    
    5 years ago
    
    I would, but, mayo is also good. You’ll always be able to make a decent sandwich.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      5 years ago
      
      Yeah, a sandwich isn't a sandwich without mayonnaise.
      
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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

5 years ago

puttin mayonnaise on sandwiches is never normal

im not impressed nor encouraged that theres any hope for any yalls

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  5 years ago
  
  What about peanut butter?
  
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  - donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    
    5 years ago
    
    not on cold cuts
    
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HolyBowler666

5 years ago

WAIT! You and your friend should send a statue of the 97tb 101 dalmatian made out of full mayonnaise jars.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  5 years ago
  
  Or we should just take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!
  
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My friend mailed me 101 jars of mayo as an april fools prank last year