My french boyfriend wants weird things

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Hey. I am from Greenland and my boyfriend is from France. While we are to have sex he asks me weird things... For example he wants me to eat a baguette during sex or wear french flag... He even asked me one time if he can bring a real SNAIL to a bedroom. I started to be scared, it seems he has some french mania... I don't want to have snails in my bedroom, what if he asks me about the frog? O.o Maybe he just loves his country and he misses it? Because we live now in Greenland, here is nothing in common with France... Help me :(

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  • dinz
    11 years ago

    Aww patriotism is ripe in the air....

    Be kinky and get yourself a good olde guillotine.

    Viva la France

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    • coco99
      11 years ago

      Vive la révolution!

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  • coco99
    11 years ago

    Thanks :) Yes, I'm from Greenland, from Qaqortoq, but now I live in the capital, Nuuk. I'm not trolling. He really has mania about France :(( and he really said this thing about snails, but we have no snails in Greenland... He sticked the french flag to the wall, he tries to make France in Nuuk... He wants me to be French, I can't, I am Inuit, I can't look like French :(((( and having sex with baguette or a flag is a bit weird for me, what if I force him to wear flag of Greenland?

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    • shuggy-chan
      11 years ago

      Hahaha, well I'm in 'America, I'd make u eat a chili burger and sing god bless 'America during sex, and bring a bald eagle into the bedroom

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    I am *SO* disappointed. When you said you were from Greenland, I nearly fell off my seat. I would *LOVE* to know someone from Greenland. Because of my job, I think I've met people from about 99% of the countries of the world. Except no Greenland and it's one of my favourite countries.

    But then you were trolling. Blah to you! I'm awarding you the very first dappled "black" star. You have made dappled frown!

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  • flax
    11 years ago

    Oh this is hilarious. Nice troll :)

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    It seems that he has a fetish for all things French.

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  • satellitebt
    11 years ago

    Your boyfriend has a French fetish. You don't have to do everything he says if it makes you feel uncomfortable. Talk to him about this.

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  • yesnomaybeso
    11 years ago

    I really think this is fake but i laughed when i read "For example he wants me to eat a baguette during sex "

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  • coco99
    11 years ago

    Dudes, it happened an hour ago again, he played this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbXBdlLiac8 and started to cuddle me and undress me... Do you think it's romantic song? Maybe in France people have sex with this music? Oh and do you know maybe what is "je veux te croquer comme du jambon", I don't know French and google tells me weird thing about ham, and he wrote me a message with these words...
    Please if you don't believe in my post, don't answer :( I am really in despair :(((

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  • Justsomejerk
    11 years ago

    Lucky you're not dating a German. Shit could be a lot worse.

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  • Energy
    11 years ago

    Why do people think this is trolling? I believe it. Some people like dog freak shit.....some like this crap.

    If you don't like it....tell him you won't do it. If he keeps asking then break up with him.

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