My family has always thought that i am a strange dude.

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It's because I like women who have that dumpy, roly poly look. Fat but not obese. With tits that droop, fleshy upper arms, a flabby, lump for an ass,stretch marks on her hips and lower belly. Add a pretty face and warm, pleasant personality to that mix and I'm in love. I'm about to get married to a woman who fits that description. My family thinks its strange that I've never gone for the slim, shapely type. I prefer my roly poly women with all of their body flaws. Is this normal? No, I am not a roly poly man. I'm a professional baseball player who plays in the American League. I'm no loser.

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  • CountessDouche
    8 years ago

    Fuck your family. They should only care about your happiness and end it at that; they shouldn't say a word about what your partner looks like, and if they did, then they're total shits. At the end of the day, they aren't the ones banging your fiancé, are they?

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    • bucho's_butt
      8 years ago

      You're so cool Ms. Douche. I wish I could travel over there and we could get a tandem bike and ride around town with berets with a fucking baguette in the basket. That would be awesome.

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      • CountessDouche
        8 years ago

        You're on, but we'll need to procure a wiener dog in a side car with goggles and a stripy scarf if we want to be taken seriously.

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    • Big_Nigga_Payday
      8 years ago

      Well in some families everybody gets a shot at the fiancé.

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      • CountessDouche
        8 years ago

        Stop spending so much time at flyingnostaligia's house.

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  • fugazi
    8 years ago

    Your wife has more rolls than a new York bakery!

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  • Blade884
    8 years ago

    someone out there for everyone.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      8 years ago

      what a horseshit platitude

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      • Blade884
        8 years ago

        What??? Some people like skinny, some like fat, there may even be a extreeemely slim chance someone could love you!

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
          8 years ago

          not gonna happen

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          • Blade884
            8 years ago

            Yes! Even if you are evil, covered in spikes, pouring puss out your orafaces, there is someone on this planet that would look at you and say, 'yum'.

            Not me, but someone.....

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    8 years ago

    so whaddya think bout the dh rule?

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  • nematoadblue24
    8 years ago

    That like, hardly happens

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