My face looks weird???

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Alright so a lot of guys that I dated said that ma face looks weird... Basically, I have really plump cheeks and my eyes and nose are not too visible... My mouth runs vertically and looks like a crack. I fart out of face.

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  • karmasAbich
    12 years ago

    Haha Ohhh I get it!!! Your a vagina!! Haha I hate queefers.

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    • ToxicCrayons
      11 years ago

      i feel sorry for you

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  • keys_keys
    12 years ago

    Hahaha

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  • randomjelly
    13 years ago

    Haha you're an ass. Funny joke post.

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  • Girlie
    14 years ago

    well the guys you dated are saying that that means they are truthful. but just because thay said it doesn't mean it's true. everyone thinks they look ugly. i happen to think plump cheeks are cute and have a very small nose myself. plus i have glasses so nobody even sees my eyes anyway. there is such thing as lip gloss that plumps up your lips so try that. feel lucky that you have a face that at least isn't burned and battered or disfigured. you'll find someone who loves you for your beautiful personality and looks. don't worry.

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    • tygeronherbed
      14 years ago

      omg girlie,
      youre an idiot.
      she's obviously describing her face like a butt, its a joke,
      PLUMP cheeks
      VERTICAL CRACK
      no eyes or nose,
      and oh yeah
      duh
      she farts out her face?
      ur both stupid.

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    • [Old Memory]
      14 years ago

      Please excuse the moron who insulted you, he has been insulting my ass all day. I think he is very sadden by the fact that Santa didn't bring him the purple vibrating dildo but instead got him the pink one.

      Wouldn't matter anyways, his dad has been raping him since he was a fetus.

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