My dick smells like meat even though i'm a vegetarian?

Stop fucking pigs.

Well if it looks like a pepperoni...

Well... it is made of meat.

Why in the world would you SMELLyour dick??!!!
Simple answer: don't smell it then

Why you coming home five in the mornin'
Somethings going on can I smell yo dick?
Don't play me like a fool cause dat ain't cool
So what you need to do is let me smell yo dick

I'll suck your dick.

Well you can rest assured that your dick will never smell like pussy. If it smells like meat, quit eating salami while you are beating off.