Are you sure he doesn't rape you in your sleep?
Just kidding.
Like:
This is my house!And I poop wherever I want!
And if you don't like it,find yourself a new place!Maybe he wants to check on you and do his potty in a single stage.Or,I don't know,maybe he is just sleep pooping.Or checks the bathroom for drugs you have been hiding under the sink.Or to check for smoke.My dad used to do it all the time.And I haven't even got a private bathroom.Or he just hopes to bust you watching some gay porn.Like:What are you watching?do you mind if I join you?Do you mind if I take my pants off?Do I mind if suck your..c***? Or..He hopes to "accidentally" walk into you and your girlfriend making out..then it would go like this:Oh shh..t!DAD!That's a fine chick you got there!How old are you?DAD!etcetera.You can imagine the rest.Or(I guess he doesn't like locked doors,for some reason)he just wants to make sure you are asleep.Or he hopes to walk in just while you are masturbating.Anyway,I would lock my door and stack sand bags behind it.And sleep with a gun under my pillow.Just to be sure.And attach a picture of him on the door with written on top of it:I cannot enter.And a picture of me holding the gun with written on top of it:Beware of the psycho gun armed numb nut.Or.. he just got used to your bathroom cause you don't bother him about leaving it dirty.Or..um..he wants to talk to you about something then kind of forgets and goes for a leak.Anyway..most likely..he just figured out there is something wrong going on in your room and needs to check if everything is in order.And uses the bathroom as an excuse.
Either way,It would piss me off tens of thousands.
Or,your mum happens to be in the other toilet,putting her face on,when he needs it the most.Or..she is the one telling him to come check on you.I advice you to confront him.Like:Would you tell me why you got so close with my toilet?Are you in love with it or something?Go hug your own toilet!Creep-O!Or he likes your perfume and sprays it all over himself hoping to seduce girls with it.Or your mom.She likes your perfume very much.
This game of guessing is getting boring..
My dad uses my bathroom
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Are you sure he doesn't rape you in your sleep?
Just kidding.
Like:
This is my house!And I poop wherever I want!
And if you don't like it,find yourself a new place!Maybe he wants to check on you and do his potty in a single stage.Or,I don't know,maybe he is just sleep pooping.Or checks the bathroom for drugs you have been hiding under the sink.Or to check for smoke.My dad used to do it all the time.And I haven't even got a private bathroom.Or he just hopes to bust you watching some gay porn.Like:What are you watching?do you mind if I join you?Do you mind if I take my pants off?Do I mind if suck your..c***? Or..He hopes to "accidentally" walk into you and your girlfriend making out..then it would go like this:Oh shh..t!DAD!That's a fine chick you got there!How old are you?DAD!etcetera.You can imagine the rest.Or(I guess he doesn't like locked doors,for some reason)he just wants to make sure you are asleep.Or he hopes to walk in just while you are masturbating.Anyway,I would lock my door and stack sand bags behind it.And sleep with a gun under my pillow.Just to be sure.And attach a picture of him on the door with written on top of it:I cannot enter.And a picture of me holding the gun with written on top of it:Beware of the psycho gun armed numb nut.Or.. he just got used to your bathroom cause you don't bother him about leaving it dirty.Or..um..he wants to talk to you about something then kind of forgets and goes for a leak.Anyway..most likely..he just figured out there is something wrong going on in your room and needs to check if everything is in order.And uses the bathroom as an excuse.
Either way,It would piss me off tens of thousands.
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Or,your mum happens to be in the other toilet,putting her face on,when he needs it the most.Or..she is the one telling him to come check on you.I advice you to confront him.Like:Would you tell me why you got so close with my toilet?Are you in love with it or something?Go hug your own toilet!Creep-O!Or he likes your perfume and sprays it all over himself hoping to seduce girls with it.Or your mom.She likes your perfume very much.
This game of guessing is getting boring..