My dad calls the police every other day for no reason
At least 400 times over the last couple of years ..
Somebody gives him a funny look, police. He thinks somebody calls him a dickhead through their (closed) front door, police. Somebody sticks their fingers up at him, you get the idea.
He's obsessed with his neighbors, thinking they're deliberately trying to provoke him (maybe they are idk). He calls the police on them all. the. time. Recently he's been getting in fights and has told me that next time he might kill them.
I assume he hasn't been arrested for clogging up emergency lines because they think he's mental.