My cousin takes his machete everywhere. IIN?

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  • He hit it with his car and it had a broken leg so he got out to kill it rather than just leaving it to die in the road. But thanks anyway for wishing my literal dream come true on me.

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    • ...by skinning it alive rather than slitting its throat? Did he at least rip its eyeballs out and set it on fire?

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      • We had just started dating and he was trying to impress me by making himself look like a tough guy.

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