My cousin takes his machete everywhere. IIN?

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  • I used to date a guy who did that. He took some kind of weapon everywhere, even in places where they were banned. I watched him catch a deer and skin it alive once but he was too much of a pussy to actually kill someone with it so he wasn’t really a threat.

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    • I'm sorry skin it alive? You just let some piece of shit torture an animal like that? I hope you get your wish on your deranged throat fantasy.

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      • He hit it with his car and it had a broken leg so he got out to kill it rather than just leaving it to die in the road. But thanks anyway for wishing my literal dream come true on me.

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        • ...by skinning it alive rather than slitting its throat? Did he at least rip its eyeballs out and set it on fire?

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          • We had just started dating and he was trying to impress me by making himself look like a tough guy.

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    • Maybe because he either knew the popo would get him arrested if he killed someone.

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