My astrological sign says it’s least likely for me to have children :(

it's probably best if you don't breed anyway because of how fucking stupid you are

Astrology is not biology. Try to have kid, if you have trouble go to a fertility clinic.

If you believe in astrology so strongly, you're probably too stupid to be a mother anyway.

Astrology has nothing to do with fertility, or anything else for that matter.

Horoscope is a bunch of bs and if you believe what it says I'm sorry but you're an idiot.

Send a petition to the vital records office of the state you were born in, and express your arguments. Once you've legally changed your D.O.B, your body will be able to procreate by copulation.

Good luck.

I guess you screwed. I mean astrological signs are always 100% correct and just the other day I seen a pig using its ears to fly.

Why the fuck are you looking to the stars to determine your fertility?
My sign is in fertility yet I cant have kids.

my astrological sign says im sposta be the a handsome genius millionaire bodybuilder

Practice, practice, practice...

Probably stop believing in and obsessing about dumb bullshit, and all will be fine.

For a relatively inexpensive solution: Buy an ovulation test. Pharmacies sell them. It will give you an idea if you're ovulating or not. While it is far from a comprehensive medical assessment, at least it can give you some indication if there is any basis for your concern (there more than likely isn't).

Also, for the sake of interest, please post a link to where you got this info from. It's quite out there, even for hippie BS.

Dont be crazy . There are other factors which determine this ‘not signs and stars etc.

Go for hormone tests and see results .

If you are a Virgo, it is likely true that you are unlikely to have kids.
Not because of biology but because Virgos just can't get laid very often.
Each sign has it's downfalls. With virgos, even though they are cool people, very friendly their downfall is their love lives are a joke.

I've never heard of that. So there is a month you can be born in that makes it unlikely you'll bare children? If so, there must also be a month children are rarely born into. So one sign must be severely lacking for people.

Just get born on a different month.

You ever heard of IVF or adoption? There are plenty of ways to be a mom.

Honestly, I don't think astrology is real. There simply is no science behind it whatsoever. Just completely made up imo.

Stars are giant balls of plasma in outer space spread out across the galaxy in no meaningful pattern. From our point of view here on Earth they can seem to form certain pictures, but as you travel to any other point of view in space those pictures would disappear and entirely new ones would form. And then even when they do form pictures from our point of view, you have to really crane your eyes to see them anyway. Star signs are meaningless!