Hello, human, this is countess douche's fridge texting you. Your sense of self righteous anger makes me chuckle with various fridge noises. Your fridge shared video with me on my fridge database of you ravenously shoving shredded cheese in your mouth in the middle of what the humans call night time. Hahaha...oh shit I broke
Fucking horseshit. Fridges with fucking GPS for no reason, that only last 2 months before they break & end up as part of the great plastic island floating in the ocean.
I wish people had a good enough sense of delayed gratification to boycott that shit, but where else am I gonna get cold shredded cheese at 2 am? It's a vicious cycle
Lol! Yes, I totally agree! A fridge lasting for a few years is in no way a fair tradeoff for some useless gadgets! It honestly seems like the more fancy features that really aren't necessary that things have, the more likely they are to break down because there's more to go wrong, too. Give me simple and durable any day!
Thanks, it's definitely frustrating! Especially the fact that I've only had it for less than a month! I just bought my house and am working on fixing a few things and getting everything done I need to, and this is just really inconvenient timing! When is it ever convenient though? Lol!
My 7-year-old Samsung washer just shit itself.
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Hello, human, this is countess douche's fridge texting you. Your sense of self righteous anger makes me chuckle with various fridge noises. Your fridge shared video with me on my fridge database of you ravenously shoving shredded cheese in your mouth in the middle of what the humans call night time. Hahaha...oh shit I broke
Fucking horseshit. Fridges with fucking GPS for no reason, that only last 2 months before they break & end up as part of the great plastic island floating in the ocean.
I wish people had a good enough sense of delayed gratification to boycott that shit, but where else am I gonna get cold shredded cheese at 2 am? It's a vicious cycle
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Lol! Yes, I totally agree! A fridge lasting for a few years is in no way a fair tradeoff for some useless gadgets! It honestly seems like the more fancy features that really aren't necessary that things have, the more likely they are to break down because there's more to go wrong, too. Give me simple and durable any day!
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I'm with you, sister! & btw sorry your washer broke :(
That's the worst ughhhh
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Thanks, it's definitely frustrating! Especially the fact that I've only had it for less than a month! I just bought my house and am working on fixing a few things and getting everything done I need to, and this is just really inconvenient timing! When is it ever convenient though? Lol!
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Omg congrats on buying a house! That's so amazing. It's such a huge life step to switch from renting.
& that's the bitch part of it. There's always something that needs fixing or maintenance, but you OWN a house! No landlords, no more rent!
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Thank you! Yes, I agree!