Although now you've said it'll happen when I least expect it, I expect it to happen now, because it's when I least expect it - which means it's no longer when I least expect it, because you've made me expect it, so it won't happen...
I could pretend that I'm obsessed with you but I don't want to make you cry. I know you don't like me :''''''''( but I love you. I love you sooo so much it hurts inside my moist place when I think about how far away you are. How the sun sets later for you... how your shadowy essence slowly glides across the english countryside, gently stroking the dainty carpet of violets...I follow close behind scraping your scent into vials and flasks for the ceremony this evening....eastern standard time, of course. The alter is set. The time has come. A bird and disthing shall soon become one...
*dances wildly* *screeches intensely* *flaps with the utmost vigor**
No. You're very stalkable. There was a lovely stalky post about you the other day. I'll try my best to recreate it.
*clears throat and adjusts diction*
"I dreamed I was pregenent wit disthings babby and I had the babby and he came to the hospital and I said who are you and he said I am disthing and that is my babby. IIN?"
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It'll happen when you least expect it...
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But I do least expect it. I least expect it now.
Although now you've said it'll happen when I least expect it, I expect it to happen now, because it's when I least expect it - which means it's no longer when I least expect it, because you've made me expect it, so it won't happen...
Damn you derpy Mc derpington.
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I could pretend that I'm obsessed with you but I don't want to make you cry. I know you don't like me :''''''''( but I love you. I love you sooo so much it hurts inside my moist place when I think about how far away you are. How the sun sets later for you... how your shadowy essence slowly glides across the english countryside, gently stroking the dainty carpet of violets...I follow close behind scraping your scent into vials and flasks for the ceremony this evening....eastern standard time, of course. The alter is set. The time has come. A bird and disthing shall soon become one...
*dances wildly* *screeches intensely* *flaps with the utmost vigor**
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That's what I'm talking about.
Stalk me, harass me, boil my bunnies and kill my prospective girlfriends in a jealous rage!
I choose you, Pidgeot!
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No. You're very stalkable. There was a lovely stalky post about you the other day. I'll try my best to recreate it.
*clears throat and adjusts diction*
"I dreamed I was pregenent wit disthings babby and I had the babby and he came to the hospital and I said who are you and he said I am disthing and that is my babby. IIN?"
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Ha I was informed of this earlier:
http://isitnormal.com/story/iin-to-have-weird-dreams-i-dreamed-i-had-a-baby-with-disthing-186500/#comment-1877353
I think I prefer your recreation though. Definitely captured that Yahoo Answers vibe :P