Multiple choice, answer which do you prefer?

Answer me please and I will continue making meaningless posts about the most ridiculous things anyone can make up within 5 seconds and now I am just typing words now and if u r still reading this why haven't you stooped all ready, there is nothing else here for u to see and have a good day...
Leave me alone just leave already!!!! You like bacon? Me too, just kidding it gives me diarrhea... I think, no it doesn't, I am confused.. who dat?