Motherfucking ticks

Why are they so attracted to me?

For work we needed to get GPS points for work in a brushy area. I care out with 6 on my Jean and two in my shoe, but none buried in my skin.

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  • Doesnormalmatter

    I had one on my dick once. I just want everybody to know that.

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    • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

      Ive had several on my balls. Thats where the baby ticks like to go. It itches sooo bad

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      • Well...it is the South! Lol

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      • Bumfuzzle

        'Formicophilia' is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.

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      • Doesnormalmatter

        Are you sure that isn't jiggars? They have those down south and they love to get into tight places. I have sat in the grass in kansas and gotten them all in my balls and shit. Super fuckin itchy.

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        • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

          Ive had those too on my balls lol. Baby ticks like warm places so they go for the balls. You'll know you have one because it itches really bad.

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          • Bumfuzzle

            'Formicophilia' is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.

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    • shuggy-chan

      Got one on the skin next to my balls (side taint?) when i was a kid and my dad had to help.

      Needless to say it was traumatic

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      • Bumfuzzle

        'Formicophilia' is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.

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      • My friend had one crawling to their balls.

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        • shuggy-chan

          Only good thing about ticks is they feed other animals like possum and birds

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    • Was the removal painful?

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      • Doesnormalmatter

        Not bad because it wasn't in deep yet.

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  • I used to go fourwheeling a ton and enjoyed camping but almost every time I’m bound to have multiple. Feel like I can’t even walk outside for a second without needing to check myself over. It’s very annoying. Biggest thing I dislike about living in a woody state. Sometimes I really want to go for a walk but I don’t want to have to check myself over and freak out when seeing one all over again.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Reminds me of everytime I go to the Tanger Outlet in the summer. Theres always a buttload of ticks in all the bushes and trees. One bit my foot once and it was very annoying. XD

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  • dimwitted

    Did you find big foot?

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  • Bumfuzzle

    Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music.

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  • Bumfuzzle

    In New York City, approximately 1,600 people are bitten by other humans every year.

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  • soniiiety

    dam fleas

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  • litelander8

    I thought I had a tick on my leg an hour ago. When I went to inspect it it was just a big drop of dried blood. I have no idea where it even came from.

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    • Indigo1

      that's oddly spooky, i like it

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      • litelander8

        I guess it happens!

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        • Indigo1

          mysterious drops of blood dropping from the sky, *cue twilight zone and/or illuminati music*

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

    GPS points for a brushy area? I dont understand that part. But ticks are always in the woods and high grass.

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    • It was a trail that couldn’t be seen from satellite imagery. Brushy may not have the correct word. To put it better the grass was OK at the very beginning but knee-high towards the middle.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Scary.

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  • hellodare

    Ticks are attracted to anything that moves/has blood. I have had a lot of ticks on me from being outside but they rarely attach to me... but on my cat and my dog, that's a different story.

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