Most wrong or illegal thing you do if you became invisible?

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most wrong or illegal thing you do if you became invisible?

Rob a bank 10
Rape 14
Sneak on planes and travel countries without visa 17
Steal something very expensive 4
Live with a stranger maybe celebrity 1
Go to secret places like area 51, whitehouse, military intel bases etc 7
Slip into people having sex in the dark 3
Go to zoos and release all the animals 3
Prank and stalk strangers 3
Kill murderers, rapists, pedophiles etc 5
Avenge people who wronged you or you hate 10
Destroy some government property 2
Other 9
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  • Dulse.
    9 years ago | pl

    Walk around carrying a large speckled tortoise.

    People would see a floating turtle and have no idea what is going on. Rumors and stories would spread and everyone would want to get a sight of the unusual.

    A new wikipedia article "the floating tortoise phenomenon" would be created and scientists all over would be trying to solve the mystery.

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    • TrustMeImLying
      9 years ago

      Timmytheturtle would be proud

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      • BobbyTheBear
        9 years ago

        Yes he would.... If he wasnt banned -_-

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    • kingofcarrotflowers
      9 years ago

      Haha

      Properly belly laughed at that!

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    9 years ago

    Stand by an electric door to make people think it's broken

    #fuckboyrebel

    Seriously though? Steal, I'd steal everything................. everything

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  • green_boogers
    9 years ago

    If I were invisible, serial killers would mysteriously disappear. Insider trading evidence would be mysteriously reported, and the weak points of international drug supply lines would suddenly become inoperable. On my day off, I'd hang out in women's locker rooms.

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    • Cliche1234
      9 years ago

      We really need more invisible man like you around..We Are totally short on one.

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  • Fall_leaves
    9 years ago

    Be the greatest spy/assassin. Go off the grid and adopt a whole knew persona and learn to speak different languages and travel all over the world. Lol be a much sexier and mysterious version of myself.

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    • shuggy-chan
      9 years ago

      -*wakes up* what the? Why can't i find any pairs of pants? And why is my closet giggling?

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      • Fall_leaves
        9 years ago

        Hehehe, how'd you know it was me?!

        ...your undies might be in the freezer, but that was DEFINITELY not of my doing. *crosses fingers* I swear.

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        • shuggy-chan
          9 years ago

          -_-" why are they frozen solid.... then only underwear i see is this loin cloth

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          • Fall_leaves
            9 years ago

            I forgot I was dealing with tarzan.

            *throws block of cloth at your head* :D

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            • shuggy-chan
              9 years ago

              Wait if ur invisible then does that mean ur naked? And you made it so im naked too? Whats the big idea?!!? Im calling the police, there is an invisible rapist on the loose

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  • sunshine09
    9 years ago

    I am so upset that 'rape' is currently winning. Now we know there are at least 8 wannabe rapists out there right now. The only thing stopping them is that they would get caught if people could see them.. not that its wrong or hurtful...

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    • slings_and_arrows
      9 years ago

      I know...really fucked up. perhaps they were just trying to provoke a reaction?

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    If I ever came by such a liberating power as that of invisibility, I fear that I might be, in the moral laxity and disarray of principles that would surely be pursuant to such a condition, induced to jaywalk...

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    • Fall_leaves
      9 years ago

      pahaha

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    I'm sure I'd have time to try everything. ^_^

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  • howaminotmyself
    9 years ago

    This is a good question. Thanks OP.

    I would like to think I would remain moral but who am I kidding? I would steal things. Nothing that would be deteimental to another person. Just food, maybe some clothes, a garden gnome. The necessities. I would also like the free travel option. That sounds fun.

    Also, I would walk around naked more often without feeling self conscious.

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  • Ace09
    9 years ago

    I'd do it all :D

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  • mystery7
    9 years ago

    So, when invisible are we like ghosts? That is, nothing can touch us? Or do we still have a physical body but it's just invisible?

    For fun, I would like to stand in the showers in the womens change room at the swimming pool. The splashing water would outline my ghostly body.

    Free plane flights to country of choice would be good too, as long as the invisibility does not stop working when you want to leave that country. When you think about it, it's quite a superpower, as you'd never really have to work again.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    I would steal electronics and fitness equipment.

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  • TrustMeImLying
    9 years ago

    First things first, I'ma go to the wild and hug a lion

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    • RoseIsabella
      9 years ago

      RAWR!
      Lion opens car door: http://youtu.be/yeaztQK9If0

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      • TrustMeImLying
        9 years ago

        Damn. That lion was smooth as fuck. If it was me I'd hold the door ajar in an attempt to pet it. Risky shmisky

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        • RoseIsabella
          9 years ago

          Yeah, big or small kitty cats got style! My Siamese cat, Andrew likes to open the bathroom door when I'm in there taking a poop. He walks in with a toy in his mouth and drops it at my feet so we can play fetch. Andrew is eight years old now, and doesn't play fetch like he used to, but for some reason he always wants to play fetch when I'm on the porcelain throne.

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          • TrustMeImLying
            9 years ago

            Hahaha. Cats don't normally play fetch! This is why siamese are one of my favorite cat breeds because they're smart as hell.

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            • RoseIsabella
              9 years ago

              Yeah, he's the best!
              :-)

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  • Illuminati
    9 years ago

    Steal some Government Property and have fun with it.

    Well that's the most illegal thing I could think of, maybe steal some doritos' on some nearby 7/11?

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  • Riddler
    9 years ago

    Is it wrong this poll made me laugh and laugh even more that the first two things on the list are rob and rape. This is so terrible OP but you made me laugh. I would from your list "Prank and stalk strangers".

    Would be getting my troll on. However I am not one who would not prank and mess with people. I have a very mischievous nature. Being invisible would just make it easier.

    I also would probably find a very lonely person around tell them I was casper convince them to let me stay in there house. Be there best friend and say I was a lonely dead person who was murdered. Sneak into movies since no one could see me, go out to lunch ecs. I already am Invisible in most things I do why not be for real.

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  • Anonymous35
    9 years ago

    I would prank people everywhere, me my friends and sisters are top pranksters we never get caught and always have fun

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  • Incomplet
    9 years ago

    I'd visit North Korea with a camera.

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  • Aries
    9 years ago

    I don't think we really want to find out the answer to this but .. I would definitely steal a lot but not from hard working people .. greedy heartless business people . I would also probably watch a lot of people fuck and have sex . I would travel for free a lot ... list is endless

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  • dickwashington
    9 years ago

    wait in a pharmacy until they close and steal their good drugs.
    cum in my bosses coffee.
    skip all the long lines at the amusement park.

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  • megadriver
    9 years ago

    Rob stuff...
    I just hope I can become visible after my crime spree.
    I don't want people to stare at an empty Lamborghini driving through town... XD

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  • 213
    9 years ago

    lol f*ck kk

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  • Arm0se
    9 years ago

    "Go to secret places like area 51, whitehouse, military intel bases etc" that wouldn't work. Invisible doesn't mean 100% undetectable.

    Anyway do I get to turn it off/on? If so I would kill sooooooooooooo many people lol

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