How to cook a cat with your coffee maker
After I posted this on the Swedish version of Coffee Machine Cuisine people got very upset. Some of the things they called me was idiot, cannibal (?) and they even said that I’m the reason for the low status that cats got in this society. I don’t get why people are so upset?! It’s no worse than eating a cow, pig or a chicken if you ask me. And hunting must be the most humane way to kill animals for food.
It all took place on a warm and sunny day when me and Dan were out at our cabin with all of our cats. Since we got so many cats I figured that I could shoot one of them so I released them into the woods and began the hunt. First I thought that the fat one, Gucci, would be an easy shot but she managed to escape surprisingly quickly. It was the sun that eventually was Iggy’s downfall. She is quite photophobic you see so she could hardly see where she was going. And BAM, easy shot for me.cooking with your coffee maker
R.I.P. my little sweetheart.
Time
5 hours
Ingredients
1 cat
½ red onion
1 pimiento
1 clove of garlic
2 ½ dl coconut milk
2 ½ dl cream
2 tbsp meat extract
Juice of lime
Ginger
Butter
Instructions
Skin, fillet and chop the kitty cat. Start your coffee maker, grease the heater and place the pieces of your cat onto it. Fry it until they are cooked throughly and tender, it will take about an hour (it depends on what cut of meat you’re using and how fresh it is). Remove the meat and wipe the heater.
Chop all of the remaining ingredients that shall be chopped. Put a dollop of butter into the carafe, let it melt and then put the onion and the garlic in the carafe and fry it for about half an hour. Season with ginger. Add coconut milk, cream and meat extract and let it cook for two hours – it should get really warm. After that add the cat meat and wait a bit longer. Finally add pimiento pieces, lime juice and season generously with freshly ground black pepper and just a little salt. Turn off your coffee maker.
The best way to serve this delicious cat stew is accompanied by a glass of a tasty red wine and freshly baked bread.
I use to tell my cats how much I wanted to slice there throats, drink thee blood and cook them. But I was just expressing how much I love them in my weird/morbid way.
So freaking cute, you just want to eat them. Cats are awesome!!!
Dreaming of making a recipe cooking your cat? Maybe saw something similar in a movie recently? And also, since our creative part of our brain activates when we dream, sometimes our memory part doesn't activate hardly or at all. Like my dream of a beautiful woman I remember from my real life past but in the dream she was a spider and always was, our creative parts definitely take off to high levels.
I had another dream once of the inside of some big factory with lambs, pigs, and a few other farm animals which don't exist in real life but in the dream, I knew of them well already. And they were alive but they were also all chocolate and another flavor which doesn't really exist but was a name and flavor that I knew and remembered well in the dream. And people would lean over and take bites as they were drifting by, and asking me to try one. And they were all being sent down these long chutes (shaped like roofless waterslides) and in a little bit of water in some moments, but no water in others. Then the animals disappeared and there were all these people going down the slides/chutes for fun
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How to cook a cat with your coffee maker
After I posted this on the Swedish version of Coffee Machine Cuisine people got very upset. Some of the things they called me was idiot, cannibal (?) and they even said that I’m the reason for the low status that cats got in this society. I don’t get why people are so upset?! It’s no worse than eating a cow, pig or a chicken if you ask me. And hunting must be the most humane way to kill animals for food.
It all took place on a warm and sunny day when me and Dan were out at our cabin with all of our cats. Since we got so many cats I figured that I could shoot one of them so I released them into the woods and began the hunt. First I thought that the fat one, Gucci, would be an easy shot but she managed to escape surprisingly quickly. It was the sun that eventually was Iggy’s downfall. She is quite photophobic you see so she could hardly see where she was going. And BAM, easy shot for me.cooking with your coffee maker
R.I.P. my little sweetheart.
Time
5 hours
Ingredients
1 cat
½ red onion
1 pimiento
1 clove of garlic
2 ½ dl coconut milk
2 ½ dl cream
2 tbsp meat extract
Juice of lime
Ginger
Butter
Instructions
Skin, fillet and chop the kitty cat. Start your coffee maker, grease the heater and place the pieces of your cat onto it. Fry it until they are cooked throughly and tender, it will take about an hour (it depends on what cut of meat you’re using and how fresh it is). Remove the meat and wipe the heater.
Chop all of the remaining ingredients that shall be chopped. Put a dollop of butter into the carafe, let it melt and then put the onion and the garlic in the carafe and fry it for about half an hour. Season with ginger. Add coconut milk, cream and meat extract and let it cook for two hours – it should get really warm. After that add the cat meat and wait a bit longer. Finally add pimiento pieces, lime juice and season generously with freshly ground black pepper and just a little salt. Turn off your coffee maker.
The best way to serve this delicious cat stew is accompanied by a glass of a tasty red wine and freshly baked bread.
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I use to tell my cats how much I wanted to slice there throats, drink thee blood and cook them. But I was just expressing how much I love them in my weird/morbid way.
So freaking cute, you just want to eat them. Cats are awesome!!!
Dreaming of making a recipe cooking your cat? Maybe saw something similar in a movie recently? And also, since our creative part of our brain activates when we dream, sometimes our memory part doesn't activate hardly or at all. Like my dream of a beautiful woman I remember from my real life past but in the dream she was a spider and always was, our creative parts definitely take off to high levels.
I had another dream once of the inside of some big factory with lambs, pigs, and a few other farm animals which don't exist in real life but in the dream, I knew of them well already. And they were alive but they were also all chocolate and another flavor which doesn't really exist but was a name and flavor that I knew and remembered well in the dream. And people would lean over and take bites as they were drifting by, and asking me to try one. And they were all being sent down these long chutes (shaped like roofless waterslides) and in a little bit of water in some moments, but no water in others. Then the animals disappeared and there were all these people going down the slides/chutes for fun