I like to tell myself that everything I’ve ever done in my life has turned out fine so why wouldn’t this? I’ve done it loads of times and not been caught.
Plus if I’m caught, the fact that I’m a small, young, female means people automatically view me as non threatening and trustworthy so I’ll just pretend to cry, say I forgot to pay by accident and offer to pay for it all.
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I like to tell myself that everything I’ve ever done in my life has turned out fine so why wouldn’t this? I’ve done it loads of times and not been caught.
Plus if I’m caught, the fact that I’m a small, young, female means people automatically view me as non threatening and trustworthy so I’ll just pretend to cry, say I forgot to pay by accident and offer to pay for it all.