Here is the thing - eventually you will get caught stealing and trust me, retailers LOVE catching thieves.
At a store, you can accidentally break shit and nothing will be said. You can be a bad customer, whatever.
But the moment they catch you stealing, they really enjoy it. It would be like if you caught a rat or mouse who had been ruining stuff in the pantry. You catch it and the critter is going to have hell to pay.
You ever talk to someone who had something stolen? They often say, "I would live to catch the son of a bitch who did it..."
You might want to break your habit of stealing right now. Once you get caught, you are fucked.
I like to tell myself that everything I’ve ever done in my life has turned out fine so why wouldn’t this? I’ve done it loads of times and not been caught.
Plus if I’m caught, the fact that I’m a small, young, female means people automatically view me as non threatening and trustworthy so I’ll just pretend to cry, say I forgot to pay by accident and offer to pay for it all.
Most expensive thing you’ve shoplifted?
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Here is the thing - eventually you will get caught stealing and trust me, retailers LOVE catching thieves.
At a store, you can accidentally break shit and nothing will be said. You can be a bad customer, whatever.
But the moment they catch you stealing, they really enjoy it. It would be like if you caught a rat or mouse who had been ruining stuff in the pantry. You catch it and the critter is going to have hell to pay.
You ever talk to someone who had something stolen? They often say, "I would live to catch the son of a bitch who did it..."
You might want to break your habit of stealing right now. Once you get caught, you are fucked.
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I like to tell myself that everything I’ve ever done in my life has turned out fine so why wouldn’t this? I’ve done it loads of times and not been caught.
Plus if I’m caught, the fact that I’m a small, young, female means people automatically view me as non threatening and trustworthy so I’ll just pretend to cry, say I forgot to pay by accident and offer to pay for it all.