Most expensive thing you’ve shoplifted?

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  • I’m a student so my rent is pretty low but I have a job and pay my bills. Everyone likes having nice things, especially when they’re free

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    • It’s not free you nutcase it’s stolen lmao.
      If you can’t afford nice things you don’t deserve nice things

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      • I’m getting an education so I can get a career where I’ll make enough to buy expensive things. But for now, my students loans and part time job don’t leave me with enough money to spend on expensive clothes and jewellery which I could literally just walk out of the shop with. Also it’s kinda fun to see what I can get away with taking.

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        • Then wait until you can earn what you have?? You sound very simple minded and not in a good way. The whole point of being successful is getting what you want, you have to work towards that.
          Buy yourself fancy clothes when you’re successful. Dumbass.

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          • Your comment doesn’t really make any kind of point and you can’t seem to understand the difference between having something now (for free) and having something in years when I can afford it. Also all you’re really doing is trying to childishly insult me so you sound pretty simple minded to me.

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            • IT ISN'T FREE YOU DAFT CUNT ITS A STOLEN ITEM THAT ISN’T YOURS
              Christ all fucking mighty I’m speaking English to you aren’t I?
              My Stalin tattoo is going to jump right off my skin if I have to keep explaining property rights to you people

              This is dumb but congrats on making me angry hskfiwhnfowodbbcskjw

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              • It's free to me because I take it and keep it, for free. I assumed you would be able to grasp that very simple point I was making.

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        • Good luck with your career once you have a criminal record for stealing. Might as well stop going to school now because you're wasting your money.

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          • Lots of stores won’t prosecute if what you steal is worth less than $50 so most of the time I don’t have to worry. But when I’m stealing larger/more expensive items I find the CCTV blind spots to put things in my bag and I have magnets to remove security tags in dressing rooms.

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            • Why do you persist in bragging about what a low life piece of shit you are. You might have been lucky so far in not getting caught but eventually your luck will run out and when it does I hope you get locked up for a very long time.

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              • The maximum penalty for petty theft is one year in jail and a $500 fine. So as long as what I steal is worth less than $200, I won’t be locked up for a very long time.

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            • You're just a piece of shit then. It's okay. There are plenty of you nowadays.

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