Most expensive thing you’ve shoplifted?

I’m just curious what is the biggest and most expensive people on here have stolen. I once stole a silver locket worth $75 and a dress worth $60 but I’ve never lifted anything super expensive.

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  • I've never shoplifted. I'm a good citizen, I think i'm gonna go shoplift tomorrow to celebrate my goodness. I deserve it.

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  • I hate thieves.

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  • Stealing from a store is bad but I don't see it as bad as stealing from your friends. THAT is unforgivable.

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  • Do you know that you're making people's lives difficult by stealing? Are you aware that someone unjustly incurs a loss for your sake?

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    • That’s their problem

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  • It would be poetic justice if someone broke into your apartment and stole all your stolen stuff.

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  • This isn't the first time I've seen posts from seedy people on here. I don't shoplift. It's a scummy thing to do.

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  • i steal buttons from hot topic bc theyre 2 fucking dollars

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  • This dumbass will get caught eventually. She is a kleptomaniac.

    Look, if you steal from the same place enough times, they start watching real close. I work in a store and it is at least once a week the cops are there busting a shoplifter. I imagine they are there daily, but I just don't see it cause I work late and in the "back" part of the store where we hide all the stuff that customers cannot find.
    Yep, when customers ask if there is any in the back, we say "no" cause the last thing a company wants is more sales.

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    • I’m not a kleptomaniac because I don’t do it compulsively, I just do it because I like nice things and I don’t like spending money.

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  • I shoplifted a pack of Skittles when I was 4

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  • None. Shoplifters are a bunch of human garbage.

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  • I never really robbed anything that expensive, but many times I went out all day and came home with like $150 worth of stuff and I used to do that 3-4 times a week. I dont do it anymore but at that time I was in a desperate situation

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  • Dog food lol it was on the bottom rails of my shopping cart and I did self check out and I realized I had forgotten to scan it when I went to my car to load groceries lol whoops.. I was too embarrassed to go back in and figured Walmart owed me anyway for having to wait 25 minutes on a price check 😂

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  • I don't steal.

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  • I've stole an entire country. Now it's not even on maps anymore.

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  • About 800$ worth of ammunition.

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  • Only thing I stole was a 1 1/4 steel nut from a hardware store when I was 5... it looked cool.

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  • When I was ten I stole a bunch of candy bars from the 7-11. Not really exciting, but I figured I'd mention it. XD

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  • I apparently stole my mother two undies when I was two years old
    She noticed when we were at home

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  • Thieves are on the same level as pedos to me. I could never trust a person who steals.

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    • Yep, stealing food when you are starving is exactly the same as raping a child

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      • The poster isnt stealing out of hunger. Hes a piece of shit

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        • Why would a guy be stealing necklaces and dresses? Even when I make it obvious that I’m female, people on here still assume I’m a dude 😂

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          • Here is the thing - eventually you will get caught stealing and trust me, retailers LOVE catching thieves.

            At a store, you can accidentally break shit and nothing will be said. You can be a bad customer, whatever.

            But the moment they catch you stealing, they really enjoy it. It would be like if you caught a rat or mouse who had been ruining stuff in the pantry. You catch it and the critter is going to have hell to pay.

            You ever talk to someone who had something stolen? They often say, "I would live to catch the son of a bitch who did it..."

            You might want to break your habit of stealing right now. Once you get caught, you are fucked.

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            • I like to tell myself that everything I’ve ever done in my life has turned out fine so why wouldn’t this? I’ve done it loads of times and not been caught.

              Plus if I’m caught, the fact that I’m a small, young, female means people automatically view me as non threatening and trustworthy so I’ll just pretend to cry, say I forgot to pay by accident and offer to pay for it all.

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          • According to a documentary I watched once, statistically more women shoplift than men.

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            • Depends on the source of info whether it is more men or women. Plus typically women shop more so it would make sense that more women shoplift.

              I looked it up about who shoplifts more and the reports seem to be all over the place. Some say men, some women, some older, some younger... Seems inconclusive.

              Even data about likelihood to be caught is odd, one report said chances of getting caught are 1 in 48 but if someone ISN'T caught, how would they make it into a statistic in the first place?

              Two facts cannot be argued - it is not worth the risk plus if one is caught, the store is not going to be nice about it.

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            • Probably true. Things that women want (clothes/makeup/jewellery) are all really overpriced and easy to steal.

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          • You're not worth the mental energy. I dont care what gender you are. If you arent still living with mommy you're a low rent paying bitch. Probably gonna get a neck tattoo if you dont already have one and work a great career at taco bell.

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            • I’m a student so my rent is pretty low but I have a job and pay my bills. Everyone likes having nice things, especially when they’re free

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