Moms friend...

Self righteous Motherfucker.... what business is it of yours. I hope you get a smack up the chops if you ever say that to ANY lady!

say nothing i mean come on...

I sit down opposite her holding a cup of coffee.

Then I stare blankly into her eyes for several awkward seconds.

I then open my mouth as if to speak, but instead take a sip of coffee.

Then I resume staring for several more seconds.

suddenly in a stern and gravelly voice I say "What...the fuck"

She responds "what?"

I look at her angrily, "what...the..fuck...is your problem"

I then put the cup to my lips, sip, and proceed to spit coffee all over her saying "take that you fat pig"

There is less fiction in this than you'd believe, and more than I'd like.

I'd politely ask her if I could have the dress she borrowed to go to that club last year back unless she plans on getting it mended.

I'm just kidding you butt-hurt fags, I probably wouldn't say shit and I might not even notice because I don't stare at my Mom's friends.

Those options are both immature accept for "mind your own business" one.

It would take a lot of guts to be straight up and say such a thing, your basically stating " wow are u either fuking fat or pregnant? that's basically what your're implying when asking if she is pregnant or "replace those cookies with carrots"

Mind you own Buissness? hheheheheheh