Mile-High Alcoholic

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  • One of these days your goingto get hammered and throw a temper tantrum.

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    • 1. I'm one of the happiest most affiable drunks you'll ever meet.

      2. 95% of the time nobody can even tell that I've been drinking.

      3. I don't throw temper tantrums. That's kid stuff.

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    • Been doing it 20 years with no problems. Like I said, keep your mouth shut. Only thing I'm worried about is one of those "airport 77" scenarios where I have to land the plane because the pilot ate bad fish or something.

      Of course I'd have no problem landing the plane safely, but I'd probably get a DUI afterwards.

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