Mile-High Alcoholic

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago | pl

    If you masturbate in the airplane bathroom does it count as joining the mile high club, technically you had the safest sex you could possible have there?

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    • NotStrangeBird
      11 years ago | pl

      WTF does this have to do with drinking? Go play flight simulator naked or something and make up your own article!!!

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago | pl

        Well I was drinking when I did it. Boy do you feel silly now I bet.

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        • NotStrangeBird
          11 years ago | pl

          1. Better (for all parties involved) that I feel silly than aroused.

          2. You should've whacked off in the airport bathroom instead. You could've met a US congressman!!!

          3. Those airplane bathrooms are gross. I still would've worn a condom.

          4. I hate whacking off when I'm drunk.

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          • [Old Memory]
            11 years ago | pl

            Wow, I literally agree 100% with each one of those points.

            Well except for wanting to meet a US Congressman, I'd rather punch him/her in the face.

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